Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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