ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
