After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
