if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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