I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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