My first STD was from a foam party
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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