Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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