I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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