Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
