I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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