If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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