Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize