so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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