I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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