Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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