so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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