god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it hurts more in the daytime
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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