I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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