Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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