i just had sex bonerless
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you will always have a special place in my vag
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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