the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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