i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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