i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
