Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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