I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Randomize
