shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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