I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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