What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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