I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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