Where is the hickey?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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