Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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