I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
