Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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