i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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