Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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