Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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