Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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