I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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