Please, let me fuck your mom
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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