It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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