oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
