it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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