Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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