Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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