My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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