So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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