bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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