They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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