hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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