i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
