That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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