You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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