just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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