The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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